huffposttv:

I had a frozen banana for breakfast.

diepopular:

s/o to Vincent for causing me to have this idea. your comics are so good, i reread ‘no soap radio’ today. i like it more every time i read it

allison-chains:

Because only ~20 of you are smart enough to figure it out on your own:

This is Eric Stonestreet, you might know him from the hit show Modern Family. *gasp!* So, he’s an ACTOR, you say? Yes! Yes, he is! This is a vine he posted to his twitter account. The previous vines he posted mentioned going to Disneyland with his nieces. Disneyland; nieces. Okay. So now one could safely assume this is his niece. Because WHY ELSE WOULD A YOUNG GIRL BE STANDING ALL BY HERSELF AT DISNEYLAND WITH NO ADULT SUPERVISION? 

Also, I have read (from your angry remarks) that the balloon costs anywhere from $5 all the way to $40. I’m sorry, but if you’re going to buy your child a $40 balloon, you are either rich enough to buy the kid another one (if this was real and not staged) or stupid enough that you don’t know how to correctly spend your money. 

I am now genuinely curious as to how much the balloons cost, but Google has no answer for me. 

togifs:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

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freethinking70:

Branding is animal crudity… I think he deserved it!

dennys:

For a fan. 

(via juliasegal)

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best. 

thefrogman:

Previously.